Ask Miss Sherlock Holmes

Consulting Detective

As Jen has already stated, the pair of us will be at the Double Tree hotel in Bloomington, Minnesota this weekend. She is fishing for cases but please do not come to me with anything boring.

I want interesting cases.

Q
Why do you never get the milk? Do you think Jen is angry she always has to do the shopping?
from:Anonymous
A

Jen and I have come to a bit of an arrangement.

You see, shopping centres can be quite unpleasant to me. I notice everything. I do not, as she does, posses the ability to turn it off. It’s all irrelevant information streaming into my brain faster than I can delete it and needles to say it works much better if I simply give Jen my card every other time and have her do the shopping. She has learned, although it did take her a while, what foods I can and cannot eat.

She also knows that I am quite a creature of habit and do not mind always eating the same things.

Q
Sherlock how come you never seem to eat regularly?
from:Anonymous
A

Well, I have quite a few food allergies. Trying to work a case while my body is trying to process something it can not is highly distracting. And I have no time and no thought to spare finding something I can eat during the high that a good case can provide.

askdrjenhwatson:

Sherlock, I thought that I told you stay off my computer!  

Yes well yours was closer and as I said, too easy.

An introduction and a note about this blog’s title

I’m sure you, the reader know or think you know all about me already, but here is a non professional blog to ask your non-case related questions I know you are just waiting to ask. But about the title, Miss Sherlock Holmes. I see gender as a pretty irrelevant subject, but as Jen points out, many people don’t. I was perfectly content leaving all mention of gender out but Jen kept insisting I show them being a woman doesn’t mean being any less capable.

Well duh, Jen.

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